bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Bumpf

When someone knocks into you that you don’t know. And you don’t know what to say to them without sounding stupid

*sorry for bumpfing you dude, my bad*

by Truthyteller23 February 16, 2019

BUMPF

BOTHERSOME PAPERWORK. FROM THE NEMONIC OF A PILOT'S PRE LANDING CHECKLIST - BRAKES CHECKED, UNDERCARRIAGE DOWN, MIXTURE RICH, PETROL SUFFICIENT, FLAPS DOWN. FROM JUST BEFORE WW2 WHEN MORE SOPHISTICATED MILITARY AIRCRAFT WERE DEVELOPED WITH RETRACTABLE WHEELS, VARIABLE PITCH PROPELLORS AND MORE COMPLICATED ENGINES. PREVIOULSY, WITH FIXED UNDERCARRIAGES, FIXED PROPELLERS AND OFTEN NO BRAKES THERE WAS NO NEED FOR A LANDING CHECKLIST.

I am sick and tired of all this bumpf.

by pilotbear January 16, 2022

Bumpaah game

Having an absolute horrific Valorant match

"He's malding so hard right now, he's having a bumpaah game."

by BumpFan69 October 18, 2020

bump remark

A bit of useless speech that serves no real purpose except to gain attention.

Billy kept interrupting with a bump remark, saying "yeah, that's cool!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 14, 2017

jungle bump

Racist term describing the preferred bass drum heavy musical tastes of black people, racistly referred to as monkeys or gorillas (i.e. jungle inhabitants). Rap or hip-hop.

Tyrone - Let’s ride to Jay-Z’s new shit, yo.
Brad - Naw, I ain’t down with jungle bump.

by CapGunHero July 13, 2018

Bumpaah fragging

Bottom fragging in ranked Valorant

"Ninja is bumpaah fragging right now"

by BumpFan69 October 18, 2020