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bumper sticker 

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.
He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?
bumper sticker by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

Bumper Sticker 

The word/s on the butt of a girl's booty shorts and sweats. Words range from Pink, Bootylicious, and Sexy.
John: Look at that chick's Bumper Sticker. She is pretty "Bootylicious".

Me: Mmmhhmm...
Bumper Sticker by Whizzurd48 September 2, 2010

Bumper Sticker 

A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
Bumper Sticker by madjunkie March 16, 2017

bumper sticker 

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!
bumper sticker by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005

bumper sticker 

Damn did you see Annie. Nice ass and a great bumper sticker!
bumper sticker by Sethr August 24, 2005

Bumper Sticker 

one of the most popular applications on facebook which contains pictures/boxes with words on them that usually express poser-hippies (and all other types of posers), freaks, sluts, and asian-haters, (but mostly posers). sending people bumper stickers relating to an inside joke is cool. however, sending people bumper stickers because you have nothing to do with your sorry life is just unacceptable and rude. People with more than 10 bumper stickers on their profile are losers and have no organizational skills. It is okay to choose the best stickers for your profile and save the rest for personal and private enjoyment. Bumper stickers have the tendency to creep up on you. They do this by bringing stickers to your attention that just so happen to relate to your life exactly, they are scary and magical in this way. etiquette on sending goes as follows: if you are sending to one friend only, make sure it's personal and actually funny. serious stickers make people feel uncomfortable and weird. also, if it's a good friend you're sending to, inappropriateness is a must. If you are sending to a large group of people then make it something all persons can understand. certain types of bumper stickers are emerging as popular: some-e-cards, lolcatz, and anything to do with the jonas brothers are topping the list.

all in all, bumper stickers are just the way to be. let's all remember to keep it classy.
me: "i was up browsing bumper stickers for 8 hours last night!"
you: "yeah i got 16 bumper stickers from you, i like the lolcatz one"
me: "yeah tru dat, my favorite bumper sticker is the 'how did you find my village' one!"