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Bumper Boobs 

When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.
Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...
Bumper Boobs by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020
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Bumper Boobs 

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.
Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."
Bumper Boobs by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Bombshell Bummer

When you see a girl with really nice boobs but only to find out that they are being supported with the infamous Victoria Secret Bombshell and are actually not so nice boobs..
Jim- I met this girl last night with HUGE TITS! but then i found out she was wearing a victoria secret bombshell.
Gary- Oh man. Thats a bombshell bummer bro.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008