Bumcramp

When your arse cheeks tighten up and you are unable to walk properly..

Wait man i've got a bumcramp

Bumcramp by N_Gout January 16, 2010

Bumcrumpling

Can be used in any way, almost like Lobstromonus. Usually to emphasise and exaggerate something.

It can be negative, positive or anything else.

E.g.

"Oh, wasn't that a bumcrumpling defeat just the other day?"

"You are a bumcrumplingly beautiful man."

"We had a bumcrumple of a time."

"Well, we went back to his place and had a bumcrumplingly bumcrumpling bumcrumpling session, if you get what I'm saying. We really bumcrumpled a good deal."

"You are such a bumcrumpler!"

Bumcrumpling by XxMelonHeadxX January 2, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004