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bum fluf 

word used to replace a swear word
to show annoyance
use instead of words like: bugger, fuck, shit, pooey, for gods sake, annoying
BUMFLUFF!
wat a bumfluff
shes so bumfluffy
can things get any more bumfluffy?
bum fluf by cheese mistress April 15, 2005
Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
bum fluff by Gordon April 2, 2003

Smelly Bum Fluff 

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.
Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"
Smelly Bum Fluff by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019
Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
bum fluff by Spillage66 August 6, 2007
Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god
hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff
Bum fluff by MaHe November 27, 2003
The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache
"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"
Bum fluff by alkies December 4, 2015
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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