Bum Fluf 

A wispy beard often grown by a teenager or young adult.

Dad"you got bum fluf shave it of!"
Son"ok"

Bum Fluf by kinder king January 6, 2010

bum fluf 

word used to replace a swear word
to show annoyance
use instead of words like: bugger, fuck, shit, pooey, for gods sake, annoying

BUMFLUFF!
wat a bumfluff
shes so bumfluffy
can things get any more bumfluffy?

bum fluf by cheese mistress April 15, 2005

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

bum fluff by Gordon April 2, 2003

Smelly Bum Fluff 

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

Smelly Bum Fluff by Cure2theAutism October 16, 2019

bum fluff

Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.

"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*

bum fluff by Spillage66 August 6, 2007

Bum fluff

Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god

hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff

Bum fluff by MaHe November 27, 2003

Bum fluff

The weird hair that teenage boys have above their top lip around the time of puberty. Like a first moustache

"Ew, he's gross, he has bum fluff on his lips"

Bum fluff by alkies December 4, 2015