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faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

bum biscuit by turdinator June 11, 2004

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Bum Biscuit

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name

sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA

Bum Biscuit by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009

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Related Words

bum biscuit • Bum • Bum-Rush • bum fluff • bum chum • bum hole • bum bum • bum juice • bum darts • Bum nuts

bumbiscuit

A humourous euphamism for faeces. Also can be used as a childish insult to siblings or friends.

1)'What took you so long?'
'I was making bumbiscuits.'

2) Shut your face you bumbiscuit.

bumbiscuit by flingthecow January 5, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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