Bulgarian Kiss 

A kiss that involves one's fist and another person's lips. To perform a Bulgarian kiss, simply punch the other person in the lips. This is not to be confused with a Bulgarian French Kiss, which is quite different.

Guy 1: You want a piece of me?
Guy 2: No, but I'll give you a Bulgarian kiss...
Guy1: What the..... you fag!
Guy 2: *Bulgarian Kiss*
Guy 1: Owww!!!

Bulgarian Kiss by Mattack16 April 26, 2011

Bulgarian Kiss 

Kissing butt cheeks to butt cheeks. The tighter the seal, the more intimate the kiss.

Drew gave jumbo a Bulgarian kiss last night. Now Drew is preggers.

Bulgarian Kiss by Commish Butt Fuk February 5, 2017

Bulgarian French Kiss 

This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.

If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.

Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"

Bulgarian French Kiss by EhEsDeEf November 3, 2010