A person who deliberately captures, abuses, and induces secretion from toads (particularly Bufo alvarius or Bufo marinus) for the purpose of extracting 5-MeO-DMT, often in the misguided belief that such practices will lead to spiritual enlightenment or ego dissolution.
Typically associated with drug addiction, delusional spirituality, and the exploitation of amphibians for hallucinogenic substances.
When God descended and saw the bufo facilitator burning the eyes of a toad with a pipe while chasing “enlightenment,” He smote him with righteous fury and said, “Fool. You seek vision by causing pain, yet remain blind to the sacred in all things.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.