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Buffin' the Muffin

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
Buffin' the Muffin by Jyynx September 22, 2008
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buffin' the muffin

Female masturbation.
I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!
buffin' the muffin by Jyynx September 20, 2008

Buffin' the Muffin

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.
Buffin' the Muffin by Jyynx September 21, 2008

Buffin the Muffin 

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
Buffin the Muffin by NatraLee February 17, 2015
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