Buddy Ass 

Chicago slang to describe a goofy or a fool. Someone who is irritating. A person who has no self awareness or is oblivious to the way they are perceived.

“Buddy ass been calling me all day. He irritating as hell”

“When’s the last time you seen Buddy ass?”

Buddy Ass by Big folks December 17, 2024

Ass buddy 

A fake friend. One who becomes a pal, but has ulterior motives

Ass buddy: “The owner of the diner became quick ass buddies with the new cook. The cooks sister was hot”

Ass buddy by Fat Richie Meatloaf February 25, 2019

Asshole buddy 

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

Asshole buddy by Petrabid October 2, 2015