Buckstery 

A fancier way of saying Chocolate.

A measurement for chocolate.

Make sure to put a buckstery of chocolate in the recipe!

Buckstery by YeetRoki September 1, 2021

Backster 

The opposite of a hipster, a backster is a person who doesn't like things until after they're cool. Also known as slowpoke.

"He's such a backster that he just started watching Arrested Development."

"Hey guys, check out this awesome new band, the Neon Trees!"

Backster by PolkaDotRobot June 8, 2013

Futt-Buckery 

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

Futt-Buckery by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

cum bucketry 

N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.

Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.

"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"

"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"

cum bucketry by plorgy March 5, 2006

Backsterbation 

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

Backsterbation by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

Beckster 

One who is Obnoxiously Spectacular

Dude! that chick is a TOTAL Beckster.

Beckster by Ballisticpenguin October 9, 2008

Buckery 

The act of spilling an alcoholic beverage all over one's face, clothing, and the floor in a sloppy manner as to make a complete fool of ones's self. This is normally related to binge drinking activities such as chugging beers, shotgunning beers, hitting beer bongs, or taking shots of hard alcohol.

Damn, you spilled that beer all over your shirt. The foam is still caught in your beard. That was some Buckery!

Buckery by MrSkypeck9 July 21, 2014