Your buddy’s taking a shit. You have to shit real bad, but there’s no other toilet. You sit on your buddy’s lap, face-to-face and shit through the gap between the toilet and dick
Brandon: “Ay yo Daniel, the toilets busted upstairs! Let me get in there and BUBBA GUMP!”
Bro 1: "OK bro, how bout we sit back to back like Forrest and Bubba did that way we won't see each other or the other chick and we'll call it The Bubba Gump!"
The homosexual, interracial art of receiving oral whilst on the docks of the bayou while deficating and eating shrimps reflecting the relationship of forest gump and Bubba
Hugh received a Bubba Gumpkin from Tyree after the Church fish fry
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.