He is the greatest sweatpants wearer of all time. If there were a contest for sweatpants wearing, he would clearly be the winner. He is also so amazing in bed that he will leave you sleeping in a wet spot all night and you won't even care. Also, Bryan Ward is the kind of guy who is so humble that he will tell you not to forget to write about how good he is in bed, and also that he is the greatest sweatpants wearer. But to be honest, you don't mind writing those things about him because you know he's right, and he's really cute when he laughs.
-Did you see the sweatpants Bryan Ward was wearing last night?
-Yeah they looked great on him, but even more amazing was when he took them off.
-Did you sleep in the wet spot again?
-Yeah Bryan Ward is amazing!
-Yeah they looked great on him, but even more amazing was when he took them off.
-Did you sleep in the wet spot again?
-Yeah Bryan Ward is amazing!
by AwJohannaNow February 11, 2019