Bruno Fernandes

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Portuguese Magnifico! A star attacking midfielder recently signed for Manchester United and immediately having an impact to turn the season around under OATW.

Bruno goes left and goes right and makes defenders look shite.

A protracted transfer was completed in January 2020 for an initial £47 and paid immediate dividends.

Bruno Fernandes may often be referred to as "BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!

Bruno made those defenders look shite. Bruno Fernandes is some player!

Bruno Fernandes by Benny XI July 13, 2020

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Bruno Fernandes

Rat who constantly complains to the referee and gets a lot of hate for that. Honestly, he destroys his image with his behavior because he's actually a baller and his performances often go under the radar nowadays

Bruno Fernandes is crying at the refs again. What a rat

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Pull a Bruno Fernandes

When your friend who has supported you strongly thus far randomly gets jealous and decides to sabotage / fuck you over - like Bruno Fernandes does to Cristiano Ronaldo on the Portuguese national team.

“Dan was supposed to do the project with me, but then the little cunt got jealous, decided to pull a Bruno Fernandes and just didn’t show up to class”

Pull a Bruno Fernandes by DrDrigo July 11, 2026

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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