The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?
Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!
Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!
Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
by ProfessorCarnage69 January 29, 2014
While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.
My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)
by BouncyBrian May 28, 2014