Bruce Faulconer

a composer for the Original Funimation dub of DBZ from the late 90s to early 2000s. Western DBZ fans love to ride this man dick, even claiming that his score made the series and the show would be nothing without him even though DBZ existed for a whole ass decade before Faulconer did his work on the series. Sure, Perfect Cell's theme, Ginyu Transformation, Gohan's Anger, Final Flash, and SSJ3 themes are good, but most of his shit just sounds like 90s Pop Synth music. Faulconer has such diehards fans that they'll even go out of their way, to shit on Kikuchi and Sumitomo. Even shitting on the Kai dub, because it "loses" what makes the original dub so good. Even though Kai is undoubtedly the better dub, and a lot more accurate. Don't get me wrong he has a lot of talent, but his fanbase is so toxic.

Person 1: "Bruce Faulconer made DBZ. The series wouldn't be shit without him."

Person 2: "You do know the series exist 10 years prior to him working on it."

Person 1: " Uhhhh.....Kai is ass."

*runs away*

Bruce Faulconer by BOI64 September 18, 2020

Get merch

Get the Bruce Faulconer mug.

See more merch

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

Get merch

Related Words

Bruce Faulconer • Bruce • Bruce Lee • bruce wayne • Bruce Springsteen • Bruce Willis • Bruce Campbell • bruce banner • bruce dickinson • Bruce Almighty

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Get merch