Brownian Motion 

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.

Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."

Brownian Motion by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009

Brownian Motion 

The act of performing a Brown-eye whilst in a cartwheel.

That was some crazy brownian motion... he got the whole crowd...i cant believe he could cartwheel the whole field naked

Brownian Motion by Lincz October 19, 2006

Brownian Motion 

When toast or other cooked food begins to become brown across the entire top of it, and you know it's perfectly toasted.

Has dinner commenced Brownian Motion?

Brownian Motion by DellPaxton July 21, 2011

Brownian Motion 

The motion given by two individuals participating in the fabled art of browning.

Roger: my anus is red raw this morning...

Pierre: Far too much brownian motion, not enough lube, old boy

Brownian Motion by The Brownian February 4, 2022

Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.

Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

Degenerate Brownian Motion by Rangaaabearddd February 4, 2023