Brown chopper 

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.

It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.

Brown chopper by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012

The Brown Copperfield 

When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your partner and they will believe they have shit the bed.

Man, I accidently shit the bed last night and I had to pull The Brown Copperfield over on Sarah.

The Brown Copperfield by Rotten1977 March 5, 2008