brown taco

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011

Brown Taco

A female asshole resembles a taco turned 90 degrees and colored brown. The opposite of a Pink Taco only referring to a females asshole.

She has a very nice brown taco, it was warm and tight.

by SickAsHell April 27, 2006

brown taco

Taking a turd, laying it in a woman's vulva, then eating it.

"Don't mind my breath, I've been eating brown taco!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

brown taco

When a man takes a shit in a chicks twatter.

did you see the long lost princess diana sex tape? the prince shits right in her roast beef... brown taco.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy

Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

by Redbluegreenpurple April 17, 2010

brownaconda

A gargantuan poop log, slightly resembling a large snake, that remains intact. Bonus points if the top breaks the water surface.

After eating Arby's for lunch, I had to run to the toilet and unleash a massive brownaconda.

by Secular Grease October 11, 2016