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Brown Nail 

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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brown finger nail polish 

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge
After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!

Brown nails 

When you use a very shitty quality of toilet paper on your ass and ithe shit goes through the toilet paper into your finger nails.
Dude scott toilet paper sucks, i got it for 99 cents and i got brown nails!
Brown nails by Minolo January 1, 2007

brown nailing 

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing
Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...
brown nailing by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.
Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.

brownmail 

when a mexican blackmails you
Damn, Gonzalez just brownmailed me
brownmail by fuucckklyfe January 29, 2016