Brown Mouse

When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse

She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.

by J-MoneyNY February 22, 2008

brown mouse

the use of a tampon up the ass to catch any remnants of the ol' hershey squirts.

after frequent visits to the can, i just decided to brown mouse the remaining effort.

by just some guy August 20, 2003

brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brownhouse kick

When someone roundhouse kicks your ass so hard it counts anal raping.

"Dude, I gave Steven a brownhouse kick the other day!" (Ryan)

"His asshole is probably still bleeding!"(Mitchell)

by mooseheadman November 15, 2009

Brownhouse

A kick delivered to the abdomen with force sufficient to induce fecal ejection from the anus (i.e. when you kick the shit out of someone)

Your grandma is easy to brownhouse.

by Rypoo August 6, 2011

brownhouser

noun. Someone who commits very stinky or unnaturally smelling farts. See brownhouse effect.

That dude's such a brownhouser - I can smell him down the hall!

by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008

brownhouse effect

noun. Basically, a rank fart. Most dangerous exposure is experienced in confined spaces i.e. a car, plane, cubicle, etc. Also a term used to denote serious disgust with the gasser. slang; brownhouse, brownhouser.

1. Dude! Who let out the brownhouse??!
2. Man, you really need to keep that brownhouse effect to yourself!

by Dickie Merkin January 18, 2008