Brown Luggage

Walking around with a load of turds in your pants.

"I just saw Kenny at the mall and he was carrying brown luggage."

by LeroyJackson November 27, 2012

Brown luggage

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.

Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?

by Tenth Doctor January 18, 2015