Brown Food
Freezer food that you have when you can't be arsed to cook. Tastes like cardboard, results in ridicule and a trip to the shitter.
Brown Food by Virgoodtayrunmeson January 24, 2015
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Brownwood
Brownwood is a mess. Most residents have been doing drugs since the age of 11. Many come from an inbred family. They dress like they are uncivilized. Their favorite food is donuts, and they like going to the park. They drink a lot and go to jail often. They are also homophobic and racist. Overall Brownwood is a terrible place to live.
Brownwood by i-define-stuff February 4, 2019
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Brownwood
A town in Texas that has become known for its tolerance towards the homosexual lifestyle. In honor of Brownwood's acceptance of alternative lifestyle, the term Brownwood has been associated with gay anal intercourse.
Brownwood by Rocket_Rodney August 13, 2008
Brownwood
1. A town in Texas best known for a large homosexual population.
2. The result of anal intercourse.
3. The erection of a black man.
4. Wood that is actually brown.
2. The result of anal intercourse.
3. The erection of a black man.
4. Wood that is actually brown.
I was cruising for foxes in Brownwood, when a big black stud hit me upside my head with a brownwood club and then booty raped me with his brownwood, resulting in his erection becoming brownwood.
Brownwood by Brownwood_Booty_Slammer August 24, 2008
browndoodle
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