Brown Christmas 

A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.

Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas

Brown Christmas by MilkmanWes October 9, 2015

Brown Christmas 

Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.

Brown Christmas by J’oh December 25, 2020

brown christmas 

Anal on Christmas Eve while wearing Christmas lights. Cookies are apart of the equation. Somehow.

Oh man I had a great brown christmas last night! I was awesome.

brown christmas by Kazeiskaze October 17, 2015

Brown Christmas 

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

Brown Christmas by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Brown Christmas 

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.

Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

Brown Christmas by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023

Brown Christmas 

When a guy shits in his partners vagina during sexual intercourse

Guy 1 "yo, have you ever done the brown Christmas with your girl"
Guy 2 "no, wtf?"

Brown Christmas by Ragulishious January 9, 2024

Charlie Brown Christmas tree 

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Charlie Brown Christmas tree by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005