Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

by Gommwah August 18, 2010

Brown cheese

If you meet a norwegian person they will most likely brag about this, and it is really annoying

1: Hey, are you norwegian?

2: Yes.

2: By the way did you know we made brown cheese

1: *ugh*

by Typerman69 August 20, 2021

Brown cheese

A type of cheese that is very popular in Norway. It is mainly used to put on bread while eating breakfast.

- How do you make brown cheese?
- Hell if I know!

by Sindre1 January 20, 2009

Brown on the Cheese

when something turns out perfect or is great like perfectly cooked brown cheese on pizza

"Man this jacket is the brown on the cheese"
"Yo if we get him to come to party that will be the brown on the cheese"

by theoneandonlyd November 24, 2012

brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.

"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Browning the cheese

Unprotected sexual intercourse while the woman in menstruatin.

Bro Katie and I last night were totally browning the cheese last night.

by Revcsno September 3, 2022

Brown Cheese

Someone who is submissive and breedable

“Hey look at that brown cheese, he’s so submissive and breedable”

by Mamarods August 15, 2021