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Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men
John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.
by Gommwah August 18, 2010
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A type of cheese that is very popular in Norway. It is mainly used to put on bread while eating breakfast.
- How do you make brown cheese?
- Hell if I know!
by Sindre1 October 09, 2008
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