Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

by tnt May 02, 2003

Brown Bagging

sexual act of inserting the scrotum and testicles into a women's anus.

Misty really enjoyed me brown bagging her.

by shrinkles the clown June 29, 2010

Brown Bagging

(v) When doing someone anal style, and you proceed to drop your nut-sack into his/her asshole.

"Hey, you like brown bagging?"
"No, I don't like testicles in my butthole."

by OxMxGxTacos March 24, 2012

Brown Bagging

Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.

Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?

by Nukaworldsupreme August 11, 2008

Brown Bagging

The act of having anal intercourse with a African (American) male while his scrotum slaps against the partners anus.

When Jerome told his friends about his time last night they asked if he participated in Brown Bagging her. He replied "Hell Yeah son I beat the shit out of that Chili Chute".

by George Schwanz April 06, 2011

Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 05, 2005

brown bagging

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.

"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"

by TheWarden February 05, 2005