The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.
Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”
Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”
A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.
How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.