Brotzman

The man, the myth, the legend. A person who single handedly replaced the usage of the word fail in two swift kicks of his leg.

Dude, I just puked on her shoes. I think I just Brotzmaned my chances.

by rae.diesel November 29, 2010

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Kyle Brotzman

when one epically screws over a team by missing a field goal and single handedly wipes away a teams chance at the national title.

Person 1: did boise state win in overtime?
Person 2: no, the kicker pulled a kyle brotzman

by boisestate69696969 November 29, 2010

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The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.

Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”

Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”

Wife- “yes it was! Damn the Brothman”

by Chef Rory June 2, 2018

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brotmanteau

A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.

How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).

by Broregard (Bro+Beauregard) August 2, 2008

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