Broslaughter

Broslaughter is the act of a fraternity-member being unintentionally killed in an act of extreme partying. It is commonly used in and around fraternities, as a word of warning or as to build a sense of playful foreboding before the night of a large event, in which many "bros" will be attending.

Frat Bro 1-Duuuuuude.... this party is gonna be sweet brosky......

Frat Boy 2-I knoooooww...I just hope no one is broslaughtered.... that would not be kickin, brosky....That would not be kickin at all......

Frat Bro 1-That it would not be, that it would not be broskeeter.....

by bkthug July 7, 2009

Vehicular Boxslaughter

When a respectful decent place is just too far away, or if the girl is not respectful or decent enough to take back to said place, she is then taken to the backseat(or front seat) where your johnson goes on a single unit Shock and Awe mission on the uterine walls.

So we were at MadMex right, and this Ho-bot wanted to fuck me so badly, again. Rough part is..she's my roommate's ex girlfriend of 3 years. It has nothing to do with my conscience it's just that her place is all the way back in south halls. She starts giving me a footjob under the table outside, and I couldnt take it any longer. I shielded her down calder way, stole the keys (again) to Rich Aveni's (aka poohatch aka asshole)van and threw her in the back. Needless to say it was a textbook vehicular boxslaughtering. She was at Ritenour the next morning for reconstructive surgery.

by Stephen 234 June 20, 2008