by White Power is underrated June 9, 2020
Get the Brosio mug.One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).
One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.
Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).
Describe their music tastes as "chill."
Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).
Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
by Spurlockio October 13, 2011
Get the Brociopath mug.A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.
The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.
by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015
Get the Brolio mug.Brendan: matt, what are you doing at the gym without brosocks?
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
Matt: working out?
Brendan: well, you look stupid.
by timeforbuisness June 19, 2011
Get the brosocks mug.My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.
by Babe0807 July 4, 2009
Get the Brotion mug.Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body
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