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Receiving oral from a woman, you ejaculate in her mouth. She retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or anal passage at her choosing. Once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. As she opens her mouth, the man butter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.

A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.
by English Bob Limey twat June 17, 2009
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