The BROdudes are a type of
BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a
love for shitty
METAL + a strong
like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give
bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies.
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude
will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they
will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character.
BROdudes believe anything
metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.
These guys are total BROdudes!
(Box2 & Slammy are
two *madeup* BROdudes at a party.)
Box2: "
BRO, look at those sluts - lets
go run a train on them."
Slammy: "Sweeeeet,
BRO!"
(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)
Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle
bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..)
Slammy: "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"
Box2: "NO, BROOO!"
nonBROdude: "those BROdudes always cause drunken drama!"