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Broken Foot 

The Broken Foot is what can happen when you're engaged in seriously rough and vigorous sex with a partner.

During the act, the couple (or couples) end up fucking so hard, one of them breaks their foot or other appendage. Research suggests that 90% of the time it's the foot or feet that take the punishment.

The worse the break, the better the sex. Multiple breaks would signify genius / brilliant sex.

Not to be confused with a stress fracture which can occur during dull sex.
Oh god, I fucked Rosey so hard last night she ended up with a broken foot.
Broken Foot by sukosimon November 29, 2010
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Broken foot roulette 

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken
My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

brokefoot drunk 

the act of being so intoxicated that whilst trying to walk you look as if you've broken your foot; to stumble, around leaning to one side, as If one foot is broken.
Jay was so brokefoot drunk last night he couldn't walk, with out stumbling. We thought maybe he had fallen down the stairs and broken his foot or something.
brokefoot drunk by kione January 2, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026