A person on dating sites like POF who is broke, indecisive, dishonest, sometimes married/separated, old and has toddlers, broken, selfish, cheap, fat, selfish, and ugly. Bottom feeders. They don't have any self-respect and they'll shag anything that throws them crumbs. (This type infests POF.)
I went out on a date with a brokenbottle who didn't have a car, money, and he smelled likes last night's sex.
something that is unwanted or no longer useful.
explanation: a bottle with a broken top will be thrown away along with its contents because the bottle can no longer be used and the content is contaminated with sharp bottle pieces.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.