Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

Broken Chair Syndrome

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.

Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."

by Supermann69 September 23, 2011