As the title suggests this is a hand job delivered with a broken arm. The pleasure is derived by the male receiving a hand job from a person with a arm often broken by the receiver. The cries of ecstasy are only comparable to the cries of agony by the one with a broken arm.
The arm cannot be dislocated nor can the wound be more than 12 hours old, part of the experience is the sound of bone on bone...on bone :)
used to describe the feeling when something so awkward or unbelievable happens, you don't know how to react; can be emphasized by elaborating on the state of your arms (i.e. they shattered into a million pieces)
After Morgan got reprimanded by her teacher, she stood there with her arms broken.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!