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Broggers 

A deviation of poggers, but only used for when you are with the bros. Like poggers, it can be changed to "brog" or "brogchamp."
I had this broggers kill when I was playing Phantom Forces with the homies.
Broggers by hobodrew July 4, 2020

Wade Boggs 

The distinct taste and or smell of long expired packaged foods. Normally having a bad connotation.

Slang: "boggs".

Made popular by Good Mythical Morning hosts Rhett and Link. Named after a discontinued Wade Boggs Chocolate Bar.
Link wretched at the subtle wade boggs flavor of the 25 year old Doritos-in-a-can.
Wade Boggs by OldManWatson2 May 12, 2021

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.
Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Briggsy Back Chat 

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.
Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

Grand Theft Briggsy 

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.
Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.
What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?