Brogging

The highly (un)interesting act of bragging about oneself while blogging. Usually done by narcissistic pissholes whose blogs never ever get read anyways.

Dude, I wanna burn and roast these mofos who are brogging all the time. Like who cares - the very fact that they have to spend their time typing out how cool they are shows how much of a negative social life they have!

Brogging by Nikhilv November 12, 2008

brogging

The highly (un)interesting act of bragging about oneself while blogging. Usually done by narcissistic pissholes whose blogs never ever get read anyways.

Dude, I wanna burn and roast these mofos who are brogging all the time. Like who cares - the very fact that they have to spend their time typing out how cool they are shows how much of a negative social life they have!

brogging by Nikhilv November 12, 2008

backdoor bragging 

Backdoor bragging is when you sneak something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation.

30 Rock Episode Dialogue:

Kenneth: The personal essay is way harder than I thought, cause it's not in my nature to brag on myself.
Jenna: Not even a back door brag?
Kenneth: What's a back door brag?
Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it's hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. You try it.
Kenneth: Oh, it's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a water bug on my channel changer.
This comes back later in a talk with Liz:
Jenna: People always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
Liz: This is no time for back door bragging!

backdoor bragging by David Ward May 30, 2008

Complain-Bragging 

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

Complain-Bragging by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

Truism Blogging

(1) Blog posts that re-state the mind numbingly obvious as if it were original and insightful.

(2) Blog posts that rehash ideas within a given vein that have already circulated ad-nauseam, without adding significantly to them.

(3) Blog posts that put forward ideas so fluffy, feel-good or ambiguous that it is impossible to disagree with them, but they don't add value either.

Many personal development blogs are mostly a compilation of "wisdom" found on refrigerator magnets. We can all agree for instance, that "it's important to be yourself", except when it's more expedient not to be. This is truism blogging.

Truism Blogging by Rickter Scale April 25, 2010

Night Blogging 

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.

Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.

Night Blogging by thisisntthesamyouarelookingfor August 11, 2012

Bragging 

Telling another person about something, someone, or an experience you had that could make them jealous. Using this term isn't always the best way to communicate with your peers.

I feel bad about bragging about my vacation to others. Not everyone can have those opportunities.

Bragging by singdanceactlove2000 July 11, 2016