broductive

adjective describing a very successful endeavor with your best bro's.

Me and the boys had a very broductive night at the beach house. Some beer pong, some bitches, and a shit-ton of jager.

broductive by JGG799 December 30, 2008

Broductive

Bro-duc-tive: adj.
Producing or able to produce large amounts of goods, crops, or other commodities with your bros.

#1
Although the majority of us were extremely stoned, as a unit we were all quite broductive.

#2
Since the reuniting of our tight knit friendship, our broductivity has been off the charts.

Broductive by Brofucius June 19, 2013

broductive

a bro being productive

broductive use of the holidays...

broductive by bro liner June 21, 2010

broductive

Used as an adjective to describe an act of being abnormally active and useful with your bro. I.e, not spending your day being inebriated by noon.

Also to be used as a noun, Broductivity used to decribe the act of accomplishing useful deeds (working on trucks, yard work, chores, etc.) without the excesive consumption of alcohol or drugs aiding in the halt of being productive with a bro.

Dude, after doing all that yard work today, I feel like we were really Broductive.

broductive by Mack attack January 17, 2016

Productive Procrastination 

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

Productive Procrastination by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Something Productive 

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

Something Productive by ???? 20 July 3, 2008