Brock O'hurn is arguably the most beautiful human being on the planet earth. This Sexy Sasquatch stands at 6'7 and has locks of golden hair. He is the inventor of "man bun" ( which I am not a fan of, but it IS Brock, so I never cared - man bun aka douche knot; Brock only wears a bun. He is never wearing the knot) He is an Instagram Celebrity. Also referred to as the Gentle Giant because his heart is as big as he is tall. Let me keep it real for ya - Brock will make you wanna slap your Mama or do things you shouldn't ... and like it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!