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brochitis  

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.
Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.
brochitis by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008
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brochitis 

(bro-kahy-tis) - noun. 1) A new strain of bronchitis exclusively found in bros. The only reported cases of this illness were in two college students in Vermont. It is commonly believed that they contracted the disease through bitches and hoes, though this is unconfirmed.
Bro 1: Dude! Why didn't {bro's name} come to the rager last night?!
Bro 2: He has an awful case of brochitis
brochitis by abags March 20, 2011

Brohinian 

One of your close friends, a bro, someone in your inner circle, a member of your squad.
Call up my brohinian and let him know what's good for tonight.
Brohinian by JFoutz January 13, 2015
originating in nor cal used as name for a dude who gets girls like its magic.
Brohini: (walking with a new girl)

regular guy: sup brohini?

Brohini: gonna tap this new ass
brohini by norcal brahhh December 14, 2010
when two or more males partake in a act of hanging out or chilling in a non homosexual way its impossible to broche out if any females are around.
(ian)
(kyle)

Ian: hey man what are you doing
kyle: nothing man , wanna broche
Ian: thinkin Zombies, at bryans.?
Kyle: on the way
Ian: Brochin it is
Brochin by Reapercrew1991 November 9, 2012

Brochinski 

Friend: Hey brochinski how are ya

You: Good bruh, you