The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

Broads beans by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

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Jimmy Broadbent

1. The thicccest sim racing brit around

2. When you punt someone so hard they had no idea what hit them

1. You're a true Jimmy Broadbent
2. That's a real Jimmy Broadbent moment you've had there

Jimmy Broadbent by Phwaedih April 21, 2019

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Broadband Television

A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com

Broadband Television by bigmovie February 6, 2009

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