It's a bro who bros with the best of them, but as the friendship develops, he becomes possessive in his utlilization of the bro code. He questions who you bro with and fundamentally how you bro.
Bryce was chill at first. We watched some games, crushed some beers, but this one night, I said I had to peace out early to go get it in with Connor's cousin and he went all broa constrictor on me.
The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.
Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.
The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.
Broaconstrictor:
Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)