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bro-mos

A straight guy and a gay guy who have a very close relationship. They share a friendship based on vulgarity, movie quotes, and a shared sense of humor among other things.
Craig and Lance are such good friends. They are total bro-mos.
by Oda Mae Brown April 18, 2014
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Bro-Mos

A bromance gone too far. When one bro has an unusual attractive towards another bro, and the relationship goes to a level unforeseen.

First used in "LAN'ded" www.landedtheseries.com
Joey and Kyle turned into Bro-Mos, no one saw that coming because we all just thought they were good friends.
by ImAaronJ April 4, 2009
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bro mosh

flailing about in the middle of the mosh pit with no hand eye cordination, running into people and stomping your boots. Hardcore kids usually make fun of the metal head or bro who is preforming this idiotic deed.
Watch out!!! bro moshhhh!!!
by KevINDESTRUCTIBLE August 28, 2006
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Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:
bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
by missLyma March 13, 2009
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bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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Bromosome

Bromosomes are like regular chromosomes; strands of DNA, but that contains genes that determine your broism. Depending on theses genes, you are either a bro or a broser.
Doctor Broski: I'm sorry Mark, your bromosomes tell us that you are a tool.

Mark: Is there any cure?

Doctor Broski: No, I'm afraid you're going to be like this the rest of you life.
by Glowackattack August 19, 2009
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