Bristy 

Bristy is a sexy hispanic girl, she can be referred to as the girl of your dreams. She got the perfect amount of sassyness but knows how to take care of her man.

“Damn did yall see bristy today she looking like a snack, i wish i was her mans”

Bristy by Puerto4life December 3, 2018

bristy 

to die in a fire.

"I wish all those people would just bristy."

bristy by girliepie February 3, 2010

bristy 

Bristy is a bengali word which may mean rain in english terms; but to me she is my world. she has poured all the happiness and joy into my life like the rain does to all. she is perfect, she is beautiful and she is the love of my life. she deserves every happiness in this world.

'Bristy? she is the rain to my soul. she is my peace. i love her so much.'

bristy by herlovernadvi March 23, 2024

bristy 

for some people, bristy means rain. but to me, bristy means my world. she is someone with whom you will love to live your life forever. she is my sleeping beauty, not picky eater and the whole green flag.

'Bristy happened in my life. I am so grateful for her existance in my life.'

bristy by herlovernadvi March 27, 2024

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.

"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".

Bristianity by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011