bristle

Bristolian Slang - Bristol pronounced in Bristolian as Brizzle.

Bristol pronounced in Bristolian as Brizzle.

by RDF November 5, 2004

bristle

It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Bristle me, David, bristle me!

-What's that?

-It's when you stick your beard inside a woman's vagina and then you tickle it.

-Oh, ok. Are you sure you want me to do that?

-Yes. I have an itch that needs to be scratched.

*David proceeds to bristle his lady friend to hairy conclusion*

-Thank you. I am sated.

*natural post-coital silence*

-Sooooooo...what do you guys want to talk about?

by Oscar Wilde 69 January 3, 2014

bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021

Bristle Burn

When somebody takes a snow brush, resembling a thick mustache, and continues by vigorously rubbing the bristles across the face of an unsuspecting bystander, thus burning their face.

Jim grabbed the snow brush from his car, walked into the bar and gave Boyle a mean bristle burn.

by Gary Schaff July 21, 2019

bristle kiss

When two (or more) toothbrushes are in the same cup and the bristles are touching.

"I'm going away this weekend. I really hope my roommate doesn't let our toothbrushes bristle kiss."

by librarianish August 12, 2019

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021

Bristle Dick

The act of unexpectedly toothbrushing someone else's dick.

"Bitch you just got bristle dicked!"

by Blacko El Nino September 22, 2007