Bring the balls
Bring the balls by Everybody's Homefry April 16, 2008
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Being Kicked in the Balls
The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*
Being Kicked in the Balls by odlethenoodle October 12, 2019
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