Brice S

I love this man he is the man of my dreams so hot and cute he makes me want to cum

Hot and is daddy brice s

by Dadddyfbshfmrbxhe January 18, 2022

Bryce's Bagels

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Bruce's Dick

THE SMALLEST, TEENIEST, SHORTEST MICROSCOPIC THING THE HUMAN EYE WILL EVER FUCKING SEE IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. HELL, THIS DICK IS SO FUCKING SMALL, MICROSCOPES CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THAT THIS THING EVEN EXISTS. (How do we know?) WELL, IT SPREADS FUCKING HERPES, AIDS, CANCER, AND HEPATITIS C TO EVERY LIVING CREATURE IT TOUCHES. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THIS FUCKING CANCER CELL DISEASE EXISTS. FURTHERMORE, YOU MIGHT BE ASKING WHAT WE SHOULD DO TO RID EARTH OF THIS HORRID MONSTER. HERE'S THE FUCKING SOLUTION: CHOP OFF ITS HEAD AND FEED IT TO A BUNCH OF PIGS DURING A SATANIC RITUAL. THEN BURN THEM ALL TO PREVENT THE SPREAD. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF BRUCE'S DICK. IT IS THE SMALLEST AND MOST DEADLIEST ANIMAL OUT THERE.

- With lots of love, Hailey

Guy 1: Whoa dude, what's that horrible disease you have?

Guy 2: Turns out I got a case of "Bruce's Dick." It's fucking horrible, man.

by Lil Oof Dick July 30, 2018

Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

I bonned Bruce's Mom last night

by Backdatassup December 14, 2008

Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Bryce’s mom

Bro... an absolute DIME! Words can’t describe this woman, not to mention her son🐁

Noah: “Look! It’s Bryce’s mom!”
Nick: *nuts*

by woah there Bryce chill tf out November 20, 2020