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Brian Cowen 

Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.He is the leader of fianna fáil, a political party with no actual political aims besides staying in power.
BILL; did you hear about those new alcohol laws they're bringing in?

BOB; yeah, they're fuckin crazy.You know, Brian Cowen used to be a toker back in the day.

BILL; really? no way, if that was the case he wouldn't have allowed such a shit law to come.

BOB; I tellin yeh man,he publicly admitted it an all.Sure, don't you know yourself, they're all just a pack of drunks from the bog. They don't care about principles, they just want to stay in power.

BILL; i suppose you're right. wanna cigarette?

BOB; (exhales smoke) gotta love these eastern european cigarettes!

BILL; hah! yeah! only a fool would pay the crazy taxes they have on cigarettes these days!
Brian Cowen by vote dustin October 27, 2008
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brian cowen 

theiving prick,Ex-irish politician that fucked the irish people over spent all irelands money AKA B.I.F.F.O=Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016