A breezie is an unintelligent female, commonly blonde and caucasian, fond of:
-applying way too much makeup
-sweatpants with adjectives written across the butt
-chewing
gum
-ending sentences which are not questions with rising inflections
-volkswagon jettas
-giving
oral sex to bros
-cosmopolitans and/or cheap beer
-louis vitton purses
Breezies can be found most frequently at hiphop
dance clubs, the mall, Starbucks, and in the backseats of Volkswagon Jettas.